From the home office in Mora, MN....here are the
Top Ten Signs You're Not Listening To A Live And Local Radio Station
10. They think "Vasaloppet" is a new brand of skin cream
9. Contest prizes are tickets to the West Nebraska Home Show
8. News guy thinks Jesse Ventura is still governor
7. Local sports coverage features the Colorado Shuffleboard League
6. The only real, live person at their studio is there to shovel the sidewalk
5. They think the "Dala Horse" is one of Barbie's accessories
4. DJ fills his tank at a local gas station in Lubbock, Texas
3. They pronounce towns "OGG-la-vee", "BRAY-hamm", and "finn-LAY-son"
2. Their answering machine says they'll play your request "in about a month"
And the number one sign you're not listening to a live and local radio station...
1. Forty mile per hour winds outside...and they're talking about Shania Twain's new cowboy hat!